Unsigned Rappers getting on your nerves? Tired of the sh!t unsigned rappers say? Well forward them this PSA "50 Reasons WHY You Should Stop Rapping" starring @ValerieLora and @MayaJama.

01 - you've never stopped to think that maybe you have the wrong dream?
02 - your girlfriend is about to leave you
03 - your idea of an online marketing campaign is spamming people's mentions on twitter
04 - your EPK would work better as a Public Service Announcemnet  for "Why You Should go to college and not persue a career in rap"
05 - you're still adding friends on MySpace
06 - you'd make more money pushing your latest t-shirt line  "In These Streets Grinding Til I Die" to other delusional rappers
07 - you spent your babies similac formula money on printing mixtape covers
08 - Im not interested in being in your new music video
09 - your friends and family have had enough of receiving your latest mixtape as a christmas gift
10 - you're banned from your local open mic spot because them letting you perform there every week for the last 20 years is now damaging their brand
11 - your best friend from high school is the programming director on hot97 and you still cant get any airplay
12 - your grandson gets more pussy than you and he doesnt even rap
13 - your friends only come to your shows if its open bar
14 - actually if this rap shit is just a front for your weed habit, then please continue rapping
15 - its not just other rappers, R&B singers are now in your lane too
16 - you cant take a hint.  you think youtube dislikes are haters, and you see having haters as a sign of success
17 - you dont have another 10 years to sacrifice.
18 - you're over 40
19 - well done for proving that time spent in the studio doesnt equate to hit records
20 - you think Multi-Syllables is a disease!
21 - if you were any good, someone would have signed you by now
22 - the only people returning your calls is the cd pressing plant! (whisper= they havent been paid yet!!)
23 - you were dumb enough to try to sell your mixtape on itunes instead of giving it away for free
24 - publishing companies are happy for you to use any sample you want coz they know the song will never make it to radio
25 - when people try to give you constructive critiscim you're quick to call them a hater
26 - you've never paid for a beat or made a single hit and you're still suprised that producers have stopped fucking with you
27 - the only reason you havent been boo'd off stage is coz no one comes to your shows
28 - When successful rappers come on the tv you get emotional and start calling them wack
29 - hopefully you're beginning to realize that the term "Keep it real" actually means "keep it real broke and miserable"
30 - you are deluded, you think your opinion is fact.
31 - if you couldnt pop in the baggy jean era, do you really think the tight jeans era is gonna feel you?
32 - your parents tell their friends you're a journalist.
33 - you're making it harder for real talent to break thru
34 - NBA Ballers get more respect for their lyrical skills
35 - you've tried hounding a&r's outside their offices, djs outside the radio station and you've even tried taking your sons school teacher hostage! and still no one bought your cd
36 - UPS and starbucks are hiring
37 - you cant still call yourself up and coming after rapping for more than 20 years
38 - there must be something else your good at
39 - you paid a prostitute to make a sex tape with you and after she heard your music she refused to sign the release form
40 - laying down your verse in 1 take doesnt count for shit except saving money on studio time
41 - you'd be more relevant as a blogger
42 - you're rapping about popping bottles and smashing hoes when your child support is 6 months overdue
43 - you spent the last 20 summers trying to sell your cd to japanese tourists in times square and  ended up giving more people directions than selling actual CDs
44 - you've lost count of how many times you've said "this is def gonna be my year, I can feel it"
45 - you're the real life version of the mad rapper from the bad boy skits.  "tell em why you mad son"
46 - You paid worldstarhiphop over $10,000 to post your last 10 music videos and jack up the views but still the labels wont return your call
47 - Antonie Dodson had more success than you and his career was an accident
48 - you think Metaphors are what wiped out the Dinosaurs
49 - Being old does not count as a gimmick
50 - lil wayne is fucking your baby mama and you still cant get a deal.  u cant even get a signed bootleg cd!

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